Today when I got to the hospital someone (assuming a patient) had tied their chicken to the trash can at the main entrance. It reminded of me of people tying their dogs to street poles in front of supermarkets. Except it was someone's chicken. Tied to a trash can. In front of a hospital. A place of health and sanitation.
More impressive is that someone walked their chicken to their doctor's appointment and then was so concerned about losing it that they tied it up.
On a completely different note: huge shot out to my mother who turns one fabulous year older today!...along with Ms. Britney Spears. Which basically makes them the same person.